Why iPad’s Aren’t Allowed in Church

1.  The pastor doesn’t like you fact checking his sermon while he’s preaching

2.  The real Bible only comes in King James version and he blessed a printing press, not a Mac

3.  Technology is of the devil.  Unless it’s part of the organ, sound system, lights, handicap doors…

4.  The older members of the congregation still don’t know what it is

5.  If the sermon is boring the only appropriate thing to do is sleep or doodle on the bulletin

6.  The pastor doesn’t have one

7.  The church is here to help you overcome temptation like updating your Facebook status during the sermon

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