1. Your book club has revoked your membership
2. Your dog needs more exercise
3. All of your Facebook statuses are comments about So You Think You Can Dance
4. Sunlight hurts your eyes.
5. It’s July and your 6 months behind on your New Years resolutions
6. You know more about what’s going on in the Big Brother House than your own house
7. Your couch cushion has a crater in the middle of it.
8. It’s the third time you’ve seen that episode of How I Met Your Mother
9. It’s an election year