10 Ways You Know You’re Cheap

1.  The deacons don’t pass you the offering plate

2.  The “Take a Penny” cup has a “Help (your name)” and your picture on it

3.  You ask for your neighbors WiFi pass code

4.  You don’t donate to Goodwill, you exchange

5.  Your wallet still has the silicon packing packet in it

6.  Your gym memberships are all two week free trials

7.  You’ve been driving on your spare tire for more than a month

8.  You still use your parents Netflix account

9.  All the condiments in your fridge are in packets from McDonalds

10.  Every time you eat at a restaurant you tell them it’s your birthday


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