Christian Excuses


Love the sinner…  except gay people

Do unto others…  only if they appreciate it

Feed the hungry… when it fits into my schedule

Visit the sick… as long as it’s something major like cancer

Clothe the naked… with stuff I wouldn’t be caught dead in

Love your enemies…  unless they fly a plane into a building

Blessed are the meek…  unless it affects my standard of living

Blessed are the peacemakers…  unless there are weapons of mass destruction

Preach the gospel… except with strangers, my friends, my neighbors…


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